New Languages in 2011

Honestly, I'm totally confused about the language of 2011. On one hand are grammar should be accurate and precise. Commas in the right place, a period ...here. After all, (does that comma go there?) haven't we all heard "it is also the way people will view or judge you?" Huh...I thought we weren't suppose to be judging each other.  Yet, read a few tweets (I'm not sure I gave you the right link, so I'm @ExtraYou) I can't figure out what's what in some of them. How do you "re-tweet" and what's that? Just repeating, what somebody just said at their house (I mean on their tweet page) and now I "go home" and say it at mine, to who's there? Is that gossiping or just re-tweeting? lol...speaking of LOL, and their is ROTFL and other abbreviations. Some I know, most I don't. Facebook and Linkedin are totally different. If I'm posting to ALL THESE THINGS ... then when do I work? I'm clueless how everyone has time to read or do all this stuff! Yet you'll find me on them now and then. I'm trying to figure out how to "be on them without being on them!" *sigh*

My gosh, the whole world is really getting confusing to me! So are you suppose to be talking about what you have to say, or what somebody else said...blogging about blogs? Well, I hate to play devil's advocate but then if I'm writing about other blogs than who writes about mine? I mean where does this stop and start? Who begins the dance? Who's leading and where in the world are we going? *sigh*

I feel like I'm going to have a breakdown[RP1]  to hire someone  just to deal with this issue. My golly [RP2] Miss Molly, how are you suppose to work smarter, not harder or work on your business if you're trying to journal, keep up with all this crap[RP3]  facebook, tweet, blog...um, were does working come in? Would someone PA-lease tell me?!